So there I was, hangin’ out around University Dr. and Honey Hill Rd., down in sunny South Florida. The air was hot and stuffy, the sun was blazing over my head and my balls were sticking to the side of my leg. Just a typical day in Miami. A typical day, until I went snooping in the garbage can outside of Dolphin Stadium. After the jump, see what the other side of the above post card holds in store…
Filed under: Eli Manning, NFL Playoffs, The Disturbing Personal Lives Of Celebrities
With all the talk surrounding Tony Romo’s Cabo trip with girlfriend, Jessica Simspon during the bye week, little was made of the other quarterback’s activities in the days leading up to the NFC East, playoff showdown.
Everything was going right for the Colts. They finished the season strong despite missing key players along the way. Had a bye week to get those players healthy. They were home. And Norv Turner was to be on the opposing sideline. What the Colts didn’t expect was the arrival of Norvzilla.
Thousands upon thousands of Indianapolites(?) screamed in terror as Norvzilla sent his evil sidekicks, MothRivers and MechaChambers onto the field to wreak havoc on the Colts secondary. When that wasn’t enough, Norvzilla took matters into his own hands, freezing the officials with his ice cold breath. In the second half, Indianapolis brought out their very own superhero to try and mount a counterattack. Peyton Chesneyinthebutt threw his golden passes, but it wasn’t enough. He could only stand idle as the monsters of San Diego smashed houses, goal posts and everything else in their way. When the dust settled, there was no question who the victors were.
Next week: Norvzilla faces his most dangerous adversary — The Mole.
