Everything was going right for the Colts. They finished the season strong despite missing key players along the way. Had a bye week to get those players healthy. They were home. And Norv Turner was to be on the opposing sideline. What the Colts didn’t expect was the arrival of Norvzilla.

Thousands upon thousands of Indianapolites(?) screamed in terror as Norvzilla sent his evil sidekicks, MothRivers and MechaChambers onto the field to wreak havoc on the Colts secondary. When that wasn’t enough, Norvzilla took matters into his own hands, freezing the officials with his ice cold breath. In the second half, Indianapolis brought out their very own superhero to try and mount a counterattack. Peyton Chesneyinthebutt threw his golden passes, but it wasn’t enough. He could only stand idle as the monsters of San Diego smashed houses, goal posts and everything else in their way. When the dust settled, there was no question who the victors were.

Next week: Norvzilla faces his most dangerous adversary — The Mole.