In an effort to become a more cultured apartment, we’ve asked our new roommates to each write a post that doesn’t relate to sport. We know we’re very limited outside of that niche, but we trust the new guys won’t pull an A-Rod and disappear in the clutch. Shit. This is going to be tougher than we thought.

Today we unleash our newbie, ZekeCorporatePlan. His thoughts on Target, phallic icons and the relation between the two, after the jump.

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