Death, You Are My Bitch Lover November 6, 2007

You tell that mean pizza!
So it’s been about 24 hours since McD-Day and still no ill effects. Well, I can’t say none. I didn’t make it to work today because my body felt like it got hit by a train. I’m pretty sure that wasn’t the result of the pizza though — just me being [...]

The Fatty McFat Ass (Semi) Live Blog November 4, 2007

Here we go kids! Follow along after the jump… (more…)

Fetch Me My Stomach Pump November 3, 2007

There are kids in third world countries who don’t have food and have never even heard of a computer. I am in possession of both. In fact, one of my computers is down, so I’m writing this on my backup computer. If this one were to fail me, I could still do this entire thing [...]