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		<title>VOTE FOR YOURS TRULY</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Oct 2009 03:44:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adam Smoot</dc:creator>
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The winner receives a 6-month blogging contract and a new computer. And, really, when you see the subject matter of this gig, you&#8217;ll realize what an absolutely beautiful trainwreck this could potentially be.
Spread the word. You can vote once a day for the next month, if you really wanna help. Let&#8217;s make it happen, people!
VOTE! [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=apartment718.wordpress.com&blog=2045581&post=756&subd=apartment718&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>You Knew This Day Was Coming&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://apartment718.wordpress.com/2009/08/11/you-knew-this-day-was-coming/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Aug 2009 03:41:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adam Smoot</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Apartment 718]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Closing the Doors]]></category>
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They say all good things must come to an end. Well so, too, must the terribly mediocre things.
It seems like I&#8217;ve been posting meaningles crap here for the better part of a decade. In reality, it&#8217;s been just nine months. (Seriously, you women are amazing creatures. Pregnancy must feel like a fucking eternity.) Still, they [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=apartment718.wordpress.com&blog=2045581&post=751&subd=apartment718&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>This Is Why We Can&#8217;t Have Nice Things&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://apartment718.wordpress.com/2009/07/27/this-is-why-we-cant-have-nice-things/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Jul 2009 03:08:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adam Smoot</dc:creator>
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A few years back, at the height of fashion, when trucker hats and Diesel shoes were the new Z-Cavarichies, I began popping my collar. Within a week, that style had begun to fade and I ended up looking like a huge douche in every one of my MySpace pictures.

I&#8217;m convinced that that fad didn&#8217;t just [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=apartment718.wordpress.com&blog=2045581&post=739&subd=apartment718&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The 10 Year Reunion &amp; Why You Should Go&#8230; Or Stay Home &amp; Watch Family Guy</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Jul 2009 01:04:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adam Smoot</dc:creator>
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If you&#8217;ve ever needed a clear reminder that you&#8217;re getting old, feel free to attend your high school&#8217;s 10-year reunion.
Originally, I wasn&#8217;t going to go to mine because Facebook and MySpace have made the idea of a reunion obsolete. Why would I pay $60 to find out what people are up to nowadays when I [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=apartment718.wordpress.com&blog=2045581&post=735&subd=apartment718&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Being Sick Has Its Upsides</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Jul 2009 13:19:02 +0000</pubDate>
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One of the great things about being sick is the ability to not give a shit.
Since Michelle and I moved into our new apartment, one month ago, we&#8217;ve made sure to keep the place spotless. If there was a plate in the sink in the afternoon, it was cleaned and put away by the time [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=apartment718.wordpress.com&blog=2045581&post=728&subd=apartment718&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>An Open Letter to the Jackass Who Hit My New Car</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 13:00:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adam Smoot</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Angry Smoot Will Stab You In The Eye]]></category>
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(Haven&#8217;t done one of these in a while, but man is this gonna feel good&#8230;)
Dear Fuck Face,
How the fuck do you hit a parked car?
You were driving in reverse(?!?) down a one way street with cars parked on both sides of you. There was no way you could have missed the large vehicles surrounding you. [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=apartment718.wordpress.com&blog=2045581&post=720&subd=apartment718&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Utah Boy Survives Alone in Woods with TV Survival Tactics (AND CHILDREN&#8217;S BOOK)</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Jun 2009 13:00:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adam Smoot</dc:creator>
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Saw this in a story about a kid who got separated from a hiking group over the weekend:
Grayson watches &#8220;Man vs. Wild&#8221; on the Discovery Channel every week with his brothers and his dad. On the show, host and adventurer Bear Grylls strands himself in the wilderness and then shows viewers how to survive [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=apartment718.wordpress.com&blog=2045581&post=714&subd=apartment718&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Where The Hell Have I Been?</title>
		<link>http://apartment718.wordpress.com/2009/06/18/where-the-hell-have-i-been/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Jun 2009 03:13:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adam Smoot</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[No writing around here this week. What&#8217;s up with that?
Well, for starters, I&#8217;ve been swamped at work. Deadlines and piles of work do not lend themselves to a lot of creative writing. The time I have been able to touch fingertips to laptop have been spent over at Bright Orange Seats, where I was asked [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=apartment718.wordpress.com&blog=2045581&post=710&subd=apartment718&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Photo That Will Absolutely Make You Wet Yourself</title>
		<link>http://apartment718.wordpress.com/2009/06/13/photo-that-will-absolutely-make-you-wet-yourself/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Jun 2009 13:56:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adam Smoot</dc:creator>
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Not too long ago, I took up photography as something to do to keep myself occupied. Also, because I kinda love photography. Whatever the reason, though, I find myself wandering the pages Flickr more and more nowadays. Some of the things I find are interesting, others ridiculous, and every so often, I find something that&#8217;s [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=apartment718.wordpress.com&blog=2045581&post=701&subd=apartment718&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>I&#8217;m Sorry. There&#8217;s Much What-ness?</title>
		<link>http://apartment718.wordpress.com/2009/06/12/im-sorry-theres-much-what-ness/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Jun 2009 13:07:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adam Smoot</dc:creator>
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Enjoy your weekend. May it be filled with much penis.
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