Why I Love Fantasy Football: Reason #473
December 8, 2008, 11:47 pm
Filed under: Fantasy Football, Sports

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Today, after realizing that our team was eliminated from the playoffs, I sent my brother the following text:

Well that sucked. 20+ for his defense? Good game, Cincy. Ugh.
On a more positive note, our TE’s penis wound up on TV, so there’s that.

Over the course of the season, there have been approximately 137 of these sent back and forth, most of which involved Thomas Jones and  some sort of bodily harm. A number of our texts were only one word long–usually of the swear variety–and typically, followed by an exclamation point.

“YES!” meant MJD scored.
“FUCK!” meant Jake Delhomme threw another pick.
And “HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!” meant Vinsanthe Shiancoe’s penis was just on FOX.

I love fantasy football.

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