Dear Laundry Fucktard…
December 13, 2008, 11:40 am
Filed under: Angry Smoot Will Stab You In The Eye, Announcements, Apartment 718

dryer

To the jackass who insists upon opening the dryer while my clothes are still in it,

If you want to see if my clothes are done, the company that produced the appliance was kind enough to include a pretty display on the outside that shows the number of minutes left. I cannot, for the life of me, understand what you could possibly be looking for on the inside of the dryer. Should you continue to open the appliance–and subsequently cost me $1.15 every time you do so–I’ll be forced to dry my clothes in the fire that I set to your fucking apartment.

Sincerely,
Apartment 718

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Maybe it’s soapy piss guy from work.

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