Bow Before My Athleticism
January 31, 2009, 8:30 am
Filed under: Adam Smoot, Golf, Sports


When I was born, I popped out with batting gloves and cleats. It’s true. My dad told me so.

Growing up, I played baseball for a team and football in the streets. I taught myself to play hockey in middle school, basketball in high school and racquetball and soccer shortly after graduation. Since then I’ve added tennis and softball to my awe-inspiring repertoire.

I am, for all intents and purposes, the epitome of athletic efficiency.

So why do I suck so much at golf?


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