If you pay very close attention to this blog, you may have noticed a new link on the left side of your screen. Most likely, you didn’t. Who the hell looks at blog rolls, anyway?
Well, let me save you the trouble. The new link is shlomitbenartzy.com.
She lives in Israel, curses for no apparent reason and can drink you under the table. Her writing is smart, witty and unbelievably random. In essence, she’s like me, only funnier. And probably looks better in a bikini. (Though, I have a sneaking suspicion that I can rock the shit out of a two-piece.)
Anyway, go read her stuff; you won’t be disappointed. And then email her, telling her you found out about her blog on the inside of a bathroom stall in Montana.
(Ed. Note: I’ll never pass up an opportunity to use the “Naked Dudes In Cowboy Hats” tag. Ever.)
(Update: It seems that everything I touch winds up breaking. It’s the reason I don’t masturbate. Here’s the actual link that works: http://notfacebook.tumblr.com. The other links have been adjusted, as well.)